My new goal in life or even shorter term for this spring/summer is to climb, hike, trail, camp, drive, ETC, to all the most beautiful places around me or far away, so I can fill my Facebook with crazy exotic photos with me in them. Then when my friends talk about me to their friends who see me on Facebook they will say, “Oh yeah that is Tristan on ANOTHER elephant, he is one of THOSE kinds of people.”

Hell yeah!